So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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