I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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