Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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