Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
you would pick up someone in the library
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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