I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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