Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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