"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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