I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
