Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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