I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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