It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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