Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Porn is love you can see.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
