it's not cheating when I paid for it
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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