and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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