just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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