did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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