At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
honey bunches of taint.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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