there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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