I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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