Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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