Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
sarcasm needs its own font
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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