Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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