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say what?
wanna hang out?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I want to be your penis for a week.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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