Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
we're so committed to being not committed
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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