There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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