Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
23 Gruesome Scientific Facts That Will Make You Squirm
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences In Dating Men And Women
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now