Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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