I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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