dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
A+ Viking dick
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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