Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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