ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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