Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
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he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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