so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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