I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
