guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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