weddingsv make me drug and hornr
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He told me they were just razor bumps!
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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