do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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