oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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