Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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