Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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