Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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