Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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