North Korea, Best Korea!
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I will pee on everything he values.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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