whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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