If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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