You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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