hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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