Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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