I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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