honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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