The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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