dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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