I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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