what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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