I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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