I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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