Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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