Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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